tuluum's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Punch Drunk Love Monkey pt. 2 (the conclusion) Currently Reading: The Wisdom Of Your Subconscious Mind - John K. WIlliams Currently Listening To: What Have You Done For Me Lately? - Janet Jackson Hey sweeties. Man I totally overslept today :) Didn't wake up until about 5pm. To my credit I did stay up until sunrise IMing Steve. He's such a leftist :) I love the kiddo :) heheh *lick* Oh man! Why didn't someone tell me that a Firewire PCI card was like $25!?!.. oh shiznit I am so revamping my Bondi Blue next year! I think I can hold of on a laptop for another 2 years at least. Firewire @ $25, 256MB RAM @ 45 and a Firewire like 80GB HD at around $150 and yeah a new baby shall be born :) I love you Bondi :) *slurps monitor* I got googled the other day for (and yes it was in all caps) "PLEASE DONT TICKLE ME". Uh OK? What should one derive from such a request. To a search engine no less? Anyway so where was I in my talks about my Saturday hijinx? Ok so the night continued. I got dressed and Simi passed by to pick me up :) It was like yay. We babbled in the car all the way to her house where I hugged her parents and Sophie as we waited for Kevin (her fiance) to come over. Once he arrived we headed off to Base. I had met Kevin two times before, once at Adria's Xmas party two years ago and another time at Simonne's going away party about a year ago. Both times I didn't really talk to him much so I did not know what to think of him. I knew he was very active in his daughter's life though so that won him much respect in my book. Well, he turned out to be a pretty cool dude :) We get to Base and wait in line with a bunch of Venezualans bitching all the time to each other about how crappy Trinidad is with its wanna be elitist stuff. We had no invites (for free drinks and reduced admittance) but the Venezualans gave us a whole bunch. Muchas Gracias Venez!! :) On the invite they talked about lavish decor and 5 DJs and video screens.. We laughed and I said that I was pretty sure the lavish decor meant one or two balloons. Simonne agreed. The invite also said that doors open at 9:30. It was 11pm and we are at the front of a very short line and closed doors.. Blah. When the doors opened Sophie paid for my broke ass (thanks Sophie!) and we got stamped and walked into a room full of red white and green balloons. Something tells me these colors were supposed to scream yuletide cheer but it came out looking more like an Islamic academy or Palestinian parade if you ask me :P Some of the balloon arrangements were puzzling to say the least. Picture if you will a base of round ballons from which emerges tentacles of white phallus inflated latex. Twas bizarre. These arrangements hovered all around puzzling all and mock strangling Kevin at one point. < Simonne was all excited and ready to hear soca (aiaia you have been away for too long) I was all excited and ready to hear "Work It" and "Die Another Day" in bass bombastic Base. Sophie just looked ready and excited to shake her ass like Shakira. Damn she did it well too! Go white girl! Go white girl! I was soooo jealous.. Why Can't I shake my ass like that too.. *mental note ... must learn to shake ass in 2003* As we waited to the strains of Hotel California and an empty dance floor we decided to get started on getting drunk. Hotel California then segued into .. Luka.. that's right people Luka.. Simi and Sophie both paused and sneered in disbelief. I yelled "Hello. Y'know LUKA! He Lives on the Second Floor and his parents beat his Ass! LET"S DANCE !! " Sophie cracked up and started doing like an electric slide , I merrily chimed in as Simonne sneered in contempt and sucked down her Malibu and Pineapple. heheh At some point we sandwiched Simi and did like a Hustle. Kevin raised his cup and said "I'll drink to that, now take your tops off" We stuck out our tongues :P Then that Enrique Iglesias song came on. The one in the Doritos ad. We called it the Eeyore song. aka. the Ass track. EE YORE EE YORE EE YORE EE YORE . Sophie then did a dance that she called "The Fax Machine" heheh . at this point the balloons had given up and started plummeting to the ground in bundles that could only be called Kamikaze attempts to avoid further humiliation. or it may have been inflated Jihad, not knowing their political leanings and all that.. As one disembowelled arrangement floated in our direction. Sophie decided to simulate fellatio on one tentacle as Simonne measured another in a most scientific fashion (I leaned over to Sophie and whispered "she's figuring out how much she can take in") hehehhe . I'm soo bad :) Die Another Day finally came on as I was on maybe my 5th or 6th Rum and Pineapple. HAPPY BDAY ALICE THIS ONE"S FOR yOU!!!!! At that point plates of Doritos (EE YORE EE YORE) Pringles and Onion Rings came out. I snarfed them all down! Hey no one else wanted them :P Plus I needed to fuel my body to take in even more copious amounts of alcohol ;) They then started playing really really bad old school dub. The kind that you heard at school bazaars in 1987. Simonne was ready to leave where was her soca??? I was ready to leave where was my Missy Elliott?? Sophie decided that since she and I had on the most revealing outfits we should take matters into our own hands and see the DJ. I merrily pulled down my top to reveal even more and followed her platform heels and backless shiny shakira top up the flights of stairs to the DJ. All the time babbling about the cute little bunny rabbit on my vibrator, much to her horror/disbelief. hahahahah We made out requests known and stomped back down to the dancefloor. But alas the music got worse much much worse and Kevin (who was doing a painful good job of seducing young Sophie on the dance floor) was ready to high tail it outta there. We all agreed and ran off to the car. Following Sophie's hips and backless top I kept babbling "WOOMPA WOOMP WOOMP" and "BUNDAKONKA DONK DONK" in times with her steps. She was in hysterics!! As we got in the car we decided that Burgers were now in order. I don't eat meat, but after a club session in Trinidad burgers are a must have. Every club has a burger man outside it ready to slap some sizzlies for ya at a second's notice. We were all slurring BURRGGGEER (I was now on my 12 th drink I believe .. twas Rum and Coke without the Coke) at which point Kevin is like wait.. why are we driving to the burger man? he is like 20 seconds away". oh yeah.... riiiiigght.. We stumble back out the car to walk the Burger Brewmeister. As we walk to the road I see a bunch of skinny sluts in red poom poom shorts and santa caps. I yelled "hey it's the HO HO HOs" but they didnt take me on :( Bitches. Everyone else laughed though hehe. I then went "HEY ! DO YOU GIVE GOOD SLED?" but they just stayed all mannequin like. Party poopers :P I just turned to everyone and said" heheh they pull sled" all Beavis like. Kevin was like man.. I gotta write that one down. hehe yeah. We then stood by the Burger man and discussed the demise of the Upper Level Club and the political backstory bla bla bla as cars of laughing doofuses sped by. Eventually Burgermeister was all like "Hey you guys want burgers" .. well DUH!!! I asked if they had any cockroach relish but he just kinda glared so .. uh.. i guess not :P Burgers were paid for (thanks Kevin!!) and I started eating mine. SOO DIVINE!! TRINI BURGERS AFTER A NIGHT OF ALCOHOL!! YUMmm.. wait. no one else is eating there. OH i hit the roof!! "HELLO WHY DIDNT ANyONE TELL ME THAT WE DONT EAT THE BURGERS!!????" SImonne was like "hhaha h eat a burger? where'd you get that idea". Sophie was like "yeah really. hello we buy them to smell them.. eat them. indeed". I sensed sarcasm.. but I wasn't too sure.. everything was so sparkly :))) Time to head back to the car :) I stumbled at some point into some kinda hole .. but Kevin caught me . yay!12 Into the car and we munch and crunch to the Pixies and Moby :D Time to go home :) On the way they discussed going to MovieTowne to see Harry Schnotter or whatever the little assturd is called. I mumbled that all that kid is good is gay asian porn. Why did i say that! We all then began writing the script out loud as I started moaning in a high pitched faux asian accent " aaaah haaariiiiiiii haaariiiiii" So yeah.. It would be called "Magic Broomsticks" and the asian men all have these masks on.. An official Nip and Dong production.. directed by Mo Ning and starring Hee Fuk Yoo ... hahhahahah That's all I remember oh wait we also reminesced about our long last youths :P It was a good night :) They dropped me off, I declared my love for everyone andstumbled home, still had some rum in my cup but it was all icky and warm. BLECH. Mom was still up so I blabbed to her, she went to bed. I stayed up blabbling online. I was all horny as hell! See what music and alcohol does to me??? Fantasies of certain SOMEONES went through my head. Blech.. So i went to bed, or tried to cos my stomach was now revolting. But I showed it who was boss so there :P No pukey for me!! If anyone wants to get me a Canon Elph by the way, I won't say no :)))) ****************************************************************************
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